Index for the episodes (audio files) of Beelzebub's Tales To His Grandson - An Objectively Impartial Criticism Of The Life Of Man


It has been called one of the most important books ever written, on the same level of importance as the Bible or the Vedanta. It was written by one of the most fascinating, accomplished, and knowledgable individuals who lived in the 20th Century. The book is GI Gurdjieff’s All and Everything: Beelzebub’s Tales To His Grandson - An Objectively Impartial Criticism Of The Life Of Man. The book revolves around the ruminations of an extraterrestrial known as Beelzebub to his grandson Hassein, as they travel on the spaceship Karnak through space towards Beelzebub's home planet, Karatas. It mainly recounts the adventures and travails of Beelzebub amongst the "three-brained beings" that we call humans here on planet Earth. Beelzebub covers the entire history of the strange behaviors and customs of these beings.

G says that the purpose to the book is, “to destroy mercilessly, without any compromises whatsoever, in the mentation and feelings of the reader, the beliefs and views, by centuries rooted in him, about everything existing in the world.”

This reading of Beelzebub's Tales is meant to be an introduction to the book(s)...to really dig in and cogitate on what Mr Gurdjieff is saying, I highly suggest you get your own copy and read it for yourself. Mr Gurdjieff uses many words in his writings that you should really see and try to verbalize yourself. The book comes in a single volume, about 1250 pages, or in a 3 volume set. There are lots of used copies to be found also with a quick search of the title. I prefer the version copyrighted in 1950 and approved by Mr Gurdjieff, and that is the version I have read.

Each episode is around 45-50 minutes. Both formats (WAV and MP3) can be downloaded. MP3 files should play right in your browser (right click mp3 browser player with your mouse or use two finger click on a trackpad to download). But in general, the WAV files are a much higher quality recording.


The episodes of the second series of All and Everything: Meetings With Remarkable Men can be found here.


Original Promo : WAV : MP3

Episode 1 - Chapter 1
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1 (Part 1): The arousing of thought

Episode 2 - Chapter 1
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1 (Part 2): The arousing of thought

Episode 3 - Chapters 2-7
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2: Introduction:Why Beelzebub was in our solar system
3: The cause in the delay in the falling of the ship Karnak
4: The law of falling
5: The system of Archangel Hariton
6: Perpetual Motion
7: Becoming aware of genuine being-duty

Episode 4 - Chapters 8-13
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8: The impudent brat Hassein, Beelzebub's grandson, dares to call men "slugs"
9: The cause of the genesis of the Moon
10: Why "men" are not men
11: A piquant trait of the peculiar psyche of contemporary man
12:The first "growl"
13: Why in man's reason fantasy may perceived as reality

Episode 5 - Chapters 14-16
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14: The beginnings of perspectives promising nothing very cheerful
15: The first descent of Beelzebub upon the planet Earth
16: The relative understanding of time

Episode 6 - Chapters 17-18
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17: The Arch-absurd: According to the assertion of Beelzebub, our sun neither lights nor heats
18 (Part 1): The Arch-preposterous

Episode 7 - Chapter 18-19
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18 (Part 2): The Arch-preposterous
19 (Part 1): Beelzebub's tales about his second descent on to the planet Earth

Episode 8 - Chapters 19-20
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19 (Part 2): Beelzebub's tales about his second descent on to the planet Earth
20 (Part 1): The third flight of Beelzebub to the planet Earth

Episode 9 - Chapters 20-21
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20 (Part 2): The third flight of Beelzebub to the planet Earth
21 (Part 1): The first visit of Beelzebub to India

Episode 10 - Chapters 21-23
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21 (Part 2): The first visit of Beelzebub to India
22: Beelzebub for the first time in Tibet
23 (Part 1): The fourth personal sojourn of Beelzebub on the planet Earth

Episode 11 - Chapter 23
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23 (Part 2): The fourth personal sojourn of Beelzebub on the planet Earth

Episode 12 - Chapters 23-24
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23 (Part 3): The fourth personal sojourn of Beelzebub on the planet Earth
24 (Part 1): Beelzebub's flight to the planet Earth for the fifth time

Episode 13 - Chapters 24-25
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24 (Part 2): Beelzebub's flight to the planet Earth for the fifth time
25: The Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash sent from Above to the Earth

Episode 14 - Chapters 26-27
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26: The Legominism concerning the deliberations of the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash under the title of "The Terror Of The Situation"
27 (Part 1): The organization for man's existence created by the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash

Episode 15 - Chapters 27-28
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27 (Part 2): The organization for man's existence created by the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash
28: The chief culprit in the destruction of all the Very Saintly Labors of Ashiata Shiemash

Episode 16 - Chapter 29
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29 (Part 1): The fruits of former civilizations and the blossoms of the contemporary

Episode 17 - Chapters 29-30
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29 (Part 2): The fruits of former civilizations and the blossoms of the contemporary
30 (Part 1): Art

Episode 18 - Chapter 30
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30 (Part 2): Art

Episode 19 - Chapter 30
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30 (Part 3): Art

Episode 20 - Chapters 30-31
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30 (Part 4): Art
31 (Part 1): The sixth and last sojourn of Beelzebub on the planet Earth

Episode 21 - Chapters 31-32
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31 (Part 2): The sixth and last sojourn of Beelzebub on the planet Earth
32 (Part 1): Hypnotism

Episode 22 - Chapters 32-33
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32 (Part 2): Hypnotism
33: Beelzebub as professional hypnotist

Episode 23 - Chapter 34
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34 (Part 1): Russia

Episode 24 - Chapter 34
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34 (Part 2): Russia

Episode 25 - Chapters 34-37
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34 (Part 3): Russia
35: A change in the appointed course of the falling of the transpace ship Karnak
36: Just a wee bit more about the Germans
37 (Part 1): France

Episode 26 - Chapter 37
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37 (Part 2): France

Episode 27 - Chapter 38
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38 (Part 1): Religion

Episode 28 - Chapter 38
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38 (Part 2): Religion

Episode 29 - Chapter 39
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39 (Part 1): The Holy Planet "Purgatory"

Episode 30 - Chapter 39
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39 (Part 2): The Holy Planet "Purgatory"

Episode 31 - Chapters 39-40
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39 (Part 3): The Holy Planet "Purgatory"
40 (Part 1): Beelzebub tells how people learned and again forgot about the fundamental cosmic law of Heptaparaparshinokh

Episode 32 - Chapter 40
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40 (Part 2): Beelzebub tells how people learned and again forgot about the fundamental cosmic law of Heptaparaparshinokh

Episode 33 - Chapter 40
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40 (Part 3): Beelzebub tells how people learned and again forgot about the fundamental cosmic law of Heptaparaparshinokh

Episode 34 - Chapter 41
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41 (Part 1): The Bokharaian dervish Hadji-Asvatz-Troov

Episode 35 - Chapters 41-42
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41 (Part 2): The Bokharaian dervish Hadji-Asvatz-Troov
42 (Part 1): Beelzebub In America

Episode 36 - Chapter 42
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42 (Part 2): Beelzebub In America

Episode 37 - Chapter 42
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42 (Part 3): Beelzebub In America

Episode 38 - Chapter 42
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42 (Part 4): Beelzebub In America

Episode 39 - Chapter 42
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42 (Part 5): Beelzebub In America

note: the rest of the episodes are being recorded using different software...quality is not quite as good as the previous 38 episodes but i think it's okay...let me know if you have any problems with the file or quality...thanks...

Episode 40 - Chapter 42-43
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42 (Part 6): Beelzebub In America
43 (part 1): Beelzebub's survey of the process of the reciprocal destruction of men, or Beelzebub's opinion of war

Episode 41 - Chapter 43
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43 (part 2): Beelzebub's survey of the process of the reciprocal destruction of men, or Beelzebub's opinion of war

Episode 42 - Chapter 43
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43 (part 3): Beelzebub's survey of the process of the reciprocal destruction of men, or Beelzebub's opinion of war

Episode 43 - Chapter 43-44
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43 (part 4): Beelzebub's survey of the process of the reciprocal destruction of men, or Beelzebub's opinion of war
44 (part 1): In the opinion of Beelzebub, man's understanding of justice is for him in the objective sense an accursed mirage

Episode 44 - Chapter 44-45
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44 (part 2): In the opinion of Beelzebub, man's understanding of justice is for him in the objective sense an accursed mirage
45 (part 1): In the opinion of Beelzebub, man's extraction of electricity from Nature and its destruction during its use, is one of the chief causes of the shortening of the life of man

Episode 45 - Chapter 45-46
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45 (part 2): In the opinion of Beelzebub, man's extraction of electricity from Nature and its destruction during its use, is one of the chief causes of the shortening of the life of man
46 (part 1): Beelzebub explains to his grandson the significance of the form and sequence which he chose for expounding the information concerning man

Episode 46 - Chapter 47-48
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47: The inevitable result of impartial mentation
48 (part 1): From the author

Episode 47 - Chapter 48
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48 (part 2): From the author

Episode 48 - Chapter 48
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48 (part 3): From the author
(if you only have time to listen to one episode, i suggest you listen to this one)