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Date: October 09, 2024 at 13:02:56
From: Awen, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Vaccine side effects


Anyone know what to do about these magnetic spoons?
They're getting annoying. Very uncomfortable to sleep on
them, and if I manage to run any distance away, they
wedge themselves in the bedroom door trying to catch up
in order to stick to me.

And why does the magnetism affect only spoons? The forks
and knives remain unaffected, they aren't chasing me
through the house. Just the spoons.

Anyone know how to combat this side effect of the booster
shot I got this morning?


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7121

Date: October 09, 2024 at 14:19:42
From: Awen, [DNS_Address]
Subject: It's getting worse


Spoons fly from the neighbors' houses through their
windows accumulating on me, I can barely move!

There is a storm moving in, I fear lightning will
strike because I am at this point nothing but a large
pile of metal.

I cannot see because of the spoons over my eyes!

The computer screen cracks from the spoons flying
through the house, I am not sure how much longer I will
be able to communicate!

Help, somebody, please?!!


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7122

Date: October 09, 2024 at 15:34:07
From: shadow, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: It's getting worse


lol Awen... ;)


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7120

Date: October 09, 2024 at 13:35:50
From: Redhart, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Vaccine side effects


LOL!


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