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From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Saturday funnies
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Researchers have discovered that Americans have sex 2- to-3 times a week. While Japanese people have sex 2-to-3 times a month. This was shocking to me! I had no idea I was Japanese. Whenever I visit someone’s house and they say ‘make yourself feel at home’, the first thing I do is kick them out because I don't like having visitors. The one thing cartoons lied to us all this time about is that a plunger will not stick to someone’s face. Don’t ask me how I know this. My credit card statement arrived and it finally has some good news: It says I have an OUTSTANDING balance! My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no, I didn't know he could. Dude no reason to tailgate me when I’m going 60 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous. |
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From: Daisy Lionheart, [DNS_Address]
Subject: OUTSTANDING!!! LOL
| Better than a kick in 'arrears'! |
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