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Date: September 23, 2021 at 16:39:15
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Just for giggles:) |
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Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to
bore people in person with photo albums.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single
word I've said, have you?!"
Such a weird way to start a conversation..
On a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I
have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a
success, I will be out of debt and own everything I
have now. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski
mask…
My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, "Do
you smoke or drink coffee?".
I said, "I drink it".
So my rum and raisin cake is gluten free.
It’s also raisin free. And cake free.
OK it’s just rum.
It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved
ones. I always say, "I love you" and they're like,
"ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.”
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.
So, we had a meeting at work today. My boss asked,
"What steps would you take in case of a fire?! I
answered "fucking huge ones," apparently that was not
the right answer….
I hung a world map on the wall, gave my wife a dart &
said we’d holiday wherever the dart lands.
We are in week 2 of staying behind the fridge.
When my wife told me that the prime minister of Canada
got re-elected, I thought she was lying.
It’s Trudeau….
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Date: September 28, 2021 at 02:47:20
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Just for giggles:) |
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and I did just that! .....giggle, thanks sno...like my mom used to say to me, 'you're always good for a laugh'...I wasn't quite sure how to take that though....! grin
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Date: September 23, 2021 at 17:04:58
From: ryan, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Just for giggles:) |
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