His father in heaven..

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Date: August 10, 2021 at 08:25:23
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: His father in heaven..

Jesus was relaxing in heaven when he noticed a
familiar looking old man.

Wondering if the old man was his father Joseph, Jesus
asked him "did you, by any chance, have a son?"

"Yes", said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological
son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of
a magical being from the heavens."

"Very interesting", said Jesus, "did this boy ever
have to fight off temptation?"

"Oh yes, many times," answered the old man. "But he
eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died
at one point, but he came back to life shortly
afterwards."

Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this actually be his
father?

"One last question," he said. "Were you a carpenter?"

"Why yes," replied the old man. "Yes I was."

Jesus rubbed his eyes and said "Dad?"

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, "Pinocchio?"

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Date: August 18, 2021 at 00:53:38
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: His father in heaven..

more hehehehehe....love it!

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