Just For Laffs

[ Just For Laffs ] [ Main Menu ]


  


6798


Date: May 01, 2021 at 09:37:59
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: some chuckles


They're opening a tattoo parlour at the zoo.. Its
called habi-tatt

The only thing that Flat-Earthers have to fear, is
sphere itself.

It’s windy today. I kinda like wind, but I’m really
not a Big Fan to be honest.

The bad news is our Dalmatian ran away from home while
we were out. The good news is he was spotted two
blocks away!

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would
your headlights work?

I can’t find my ‘Gone in Sixty Seconds’ DVD. It was
here a minute ago.

Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do
when you take them out of the oven?

What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-
in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Did you hear about the scientist who accidently cooled
himself down to absolute zero? He's 0K.

Paid $800 for a limo & found that it didn't include a
driver. Can't believe I spent all that cash & have
nothing to chauffeur it.

and last but not least:

If you lose your Khakis in Texas it means you can't
find your pants.
If you lose your Khakis in Boston it means you can't
start your car....


Responses:
[6799] [6800]


6799


Date: May 01, 2021 at 17:44:11
From: Lulu, [DNS_Address]
Subject: lolololololol...


lol...khakis!


Responses:
[6800]


6800


Date: May 03, 2021 at 01:50:06
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: lolololololol...


That was my favorite one too! LOL


Responses:
None


[ Just For Laffs ] [ Main Menu ]

Generated by: TalkRec 1.17
    Last Updated: 30-Aug-2013 14:32:46, 80837 Bytes
    Author: Brian Steele