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Date: April 11, 2019 at 00:29:38
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Lost in translation |
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this
brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels
depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for
word from Mandarin to English.
Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon
you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know
that you are getting near the hotel, because you will
go round the bend. The manager will await you in the
entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse
with all new guests.
The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome.
We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.
Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to
put down your children. Guests are invited to
conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others.
But please note that ladies are not allowed to have
babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no
guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary
and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate
from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private
parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has
a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! ..
You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the
road between the hotel and the lake is used only by
pederasts.
Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local
tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for
the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She
will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses
and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your
trousers.
Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will
have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.
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Date: April 18, 2019 at 22:15:05
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Lost in translation |
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hahahahahahaha.....oh my, thanks for the belly laughs sno....I needed that!....lol...
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