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Date: February 13, 2019 at 20:31:23
From: Redhart, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Church signs |
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"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers"
"God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close"
"Don't give up! Moses was once a basket case!"
"Adam and Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions"
"What happens in Vegas forgiven here!"
"Jesus is coming. Look busy"
"Come hear our Pastor. He's not very good, but he's quick"
"God shows no favoritism, but our sign guy does. -Go Cubs!"
"Noah was a brave man to sail in a wooden boat with two termites"
"Jesus is coming..hopefully before the election"
"We are still open between Christmas and Easter"
"Lent is coming, get your ash in church"
"Keep using my name in vain. I'll make rush hour longer...God"
"Do not criticize your wife's judgement. See whom she married"
"Now is a good time to visit Our pastor is on vacation"
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Date: February 15, 2019 at 20:11:58
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Church signs |
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lol...I love a church with a sense of humor....as they say, God must have one as he created us!...:-)
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