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Date: February 09, 2019 at 13:05:28
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory...and more |
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I child proofed my house, but the kids still get in.
I went to the air and space museum, but there was nothing there.
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
Ants are healthy because they have little antibodies.
I'm still hot; it just comes in flashes now.
Ban pre-shredded cheese; make America grate again.
This is my step ladder; I never knew my real ladder.
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any steak seeds.
A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
My reality check bounced.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Hold the door open for a clown; it's a nice jester.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
Frog parking only; all others will be toad
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
If pride comes before a fall, humility should come before winter.
My husband says I never listen to him or something like that.
What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
Does seven days without meat make one weak?
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Adam and Eve were the first people not to read the apple terms and conditions.
If you have dementia, are you still able to see in 3-D?
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Date: February 10, 2019 at 11:23:55
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Love em'...lol thanks kay:)(NT) |
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