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Date: June 29, 2018 at 13:12:29
From: lily, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Jeff Foxworthy


If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, —
you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license,
but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots
If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or
to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a
check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video,
but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a
nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens
from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but
gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt —
you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run
by idiots.
If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas,
but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink
might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded
by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a
three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the
airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having
her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate
trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might
live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his
teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity
class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a
nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more
government regulation and intrusion while not working is
rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits,
subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a
nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest
big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a
wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the
government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is
run by idiots.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself
makes you more "safe" according to the government — you might
live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST
OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND
DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED
THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN .

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL
BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS
PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION !!!


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Date: July 12, 2018 at 19:35:21
From: kemokae, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Jeff Foxworthy


These are all "true" in today society and all the idiots wonder why American isn't as great as it use to be.


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Date: June 29, 2018 at 17:46:18
From: highena, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Jeff Foxworthy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5gyi_fHL_c


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