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Date: February 25, 2018 at 10:08:44
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Onestone |
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
And whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him
Onestone.
After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,'
If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any
more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and
said,
'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all
night.
He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he
promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given
name until
A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day,
Made love to her all night,
Made love to her all the next day,
Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
Why ???
OH, come on... Take a guess !!!
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
Everyone knows..
You can't kill Two Birds
With
OneStone !!!
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Date: February 27, 2018 at 11:16:10
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Onestone |
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ok.....made me grin...lol...thanks for the chuckle!
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Date: February 25, 2018 at 10:16:12
From: Eve, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Onestone |
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Some terribly tormented person wrote that.
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