Pilot has a heart attack

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6318

Date: February 16, 2018 at 21:18:00
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Pilot has a heart attack

In mid flight, a pilot has a heart attack and dies.

His stewardess, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out
a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! Our pilot had
a heart attack and he is dead. I don't know how to
fly. Someone Please help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying:

“This is Air Traffic Control. I have you loud and
clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of
experience with this kind of problem.

Just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will
be fine!” He continues,

“Now give me your height and position." To which she
replies,

“I'm 5'4 and I support Justin Trudeau.....”

"O.K." says the voice on the radio,

"Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven...."”

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6326

Date: February 22, 2018 at 01:24:20
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Pilot has a heart attack

lol.....oboy...with all the airplane madness going on right now, that fits right in..

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6320

Date: February 17, 2018 at 20:56:49
From: Daxid Fenton, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Pilot has a heart attack

Good Canadian joke eh!!!Its almost spring but our
Leaf is wilting !!

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6319

Date: February 17, 2018 at 19:24:44
From: martin, bc canada, [DNS_Address]
Subject: ha ha!

pray for the west coast to remain oil free...

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6321

Date: February 17, 2018 at 21:01:49
From: Daxid Fenton, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: ha ha!

Pump Wine into Alberta !!!,a better use for the
pipeline..

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6322

Date: February 17, 2018 at 22:04:35
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: ha ha!

Now there's a thought! LOL

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