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Date: December 06, 2017 at 16:12:57
From: kay.so.or, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Subject: Clean joke, heartwarming, yet ironic |
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THE POST OFFICE
This will warm your heart at Christmas time...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
" Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope...
Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna "
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to allthe other workers Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:
"Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
Sincerely,
Edna "
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Date: December 06, 2017 at 21:22:54
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Subject: Clean joke, heartwarming, yet ironic |
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Date: December 06, 2017 at 21:13:18
From: Eve, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Subject: Clean joke, heartwarming, yet ironic |
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Date: December 06, 2017 at 21:01:08
From: David Fenton, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Subject: Clean joke, heartwarming, yet ironic |
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