Senior Wedding
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were living in
Florida, and got very excited about their decision to
get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the
wedding, and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you
the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely. "
Jacob: "How about suppositories? "
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
Alzheimer's? "
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure.."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal
Registry."
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