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Date: November 05, 2017 at 23:57:26
From: JTRIV, [DNS_Address]
Subject: The Ventriloquist And The Blonde |
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:
“I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes!
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?
It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person … because you and our kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large … all in the name of humor.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde stops him. “You stay out of this. Mister, I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
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Date: November 07, 2017 at 10:03:41
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Do you really want to do a blonde joke? |
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LOL...here's another one right back at ya:
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and
orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for
a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent then In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only
fair, given that you're blind, that you should know
five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you
still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head
and mutters, “ No … not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times.”
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Date: November 11, 2017 at 11:15:06
From: David Fenton, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Do you really want to do a blonde joke? |
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Got an address for that blonde biker girl bar ?
Staying on topic here's another one...
A blonde is walking though a department store
when she notices the stock boy putting items on a
shelf...She asks him "What are those things?" The
stock boy replies "Those are Thermos." Blonde
girl asks "What do they do ?"Stock boy replies
"They keep hot things hot and cold things cold."
Blonde girls replies "Neat. Ill take one.." The
following day the blonde girl goes to her office
job ,sets her new Themos on the desk beside her
and proceeds to start her day...Her coworker
another blonde asks "What is that thing on your
desk?" First blonde replies "Its a Thermos.."
Second blonde asks "What does it do?"..First
blonde replies "Its keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold."...Second blonde asks "What have you
got in it ?" Fist blonde replies "Two cups of
coffee and a popsicle !!!"
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Date: November 11, 2017 at 11:46:18
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: Do you really want to do a blonde joke? |
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...and that my friend is how iced coffee was invented!!
LOL
(hugs)
snodrop
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Date: November 06, 2017 at 01:24:50
From: Eve, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: The Ventriloquist And The Blonde |
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