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Date: October 29, 2017 at 18:25:23
From: snodrop, [DNS_Address]
Subject: A few giggles |
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Some oldies you may have heard before...if not...enjoy:)
CAR TROUBLE A Fellow pushes his BMW into a gas station. He tells the mechanic it died. After the mechanic works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. The Fellow says, “What's the story?” The mechanic replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.” The Fellow asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
IN A VACUUM A fellow was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was his turn. He rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. His question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” He thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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Date: October 30, 2017 at 11:52:28
From: Polydactyl in N. Bay, [DNS_Address]
Subject: Re: A few giggles |
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Funnnneee! Careful what words we use huh.
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